Compulsive Licking

An anxious, nervous, perhaps overly attached dog.





Bob slobbers on everything. HUGE TOUNGE that occasonally hangs out one side of his mouth. Problem is he licks too much. He has a problem with overlicking.
- He lays ontop of people like he thinks he's small as a puppy.
- Bob is a paper ripper.
- He is coocoo for coconuts.
- He's afraid of circles, cameras, and bongos and just about everything else that moves. He gets nervous and then looks at people sideways like a bird.



When an alcoholic quits drinking, it is said that their "emotional maturity is at the age they started drinking." Bobs emotional maturity is that of a newborn puppy.





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